Malaysians. What to do lah?

Do you know that most Malaysians ask really stupid questions at times? Like really *!@#$? ones.

Let me throw in some examples.

Imagine eating in a restaurant and you met your friend. And what do they ask you?

Eh kawan you eating ar?

HELLOOO? Then what am I doing? Sleeping?

Next example.

Your house phone rings and it was your uncle on the other end. And he says :

Hello Yee-Waah, where are youu ahh?

Dude. You just called my house phone. -.-

So yeah. Do think before you ask ridiculous questions. xD

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Anyways... EXAM SO NEAR ALREADY LAH!!! HOW?! Damn tension kays, these days. Kimberlay is like a walking talking Sejarah textbook! :O I kiasu d. And I slept like at 93o yesterday after reading two pages of Tamadun Yunani. Anddd now I'm onlining. :(( But it wasn't my fault okays? The comp talked me into onlining. Nyeh Nyeh. So yeah, gotta go glue my eyes on Sej textbook.

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P/S: AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease, as you all know. It originated from Green Monkeys. So, did the first ever homosapien who had AIDS had sex with a Green Monkey? The thought of it really reallay disgust me.

I miss Diana being in Mr Ng's class. So quiet (I am referring to myself. The class is noisy with or without her ) without her. Sighs. So now I'm sitting with The Goddess. Haha. Its fun also lah. Cos she gets to know how saddening my place is as I smell farts and burps (digested lunch probably) every lesson. Okay, not every lesson but often enough..

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I was listening to Fly Fm the other day and I heard this advert:

Push it up.

Me: Must listen attentively. Need some tips for push ups so I'll have nice abs

Long plunging neck line.

Me: Huh? Oh well. Maybe push up helps in giving you a nice neck line too.

Obvious cleavage.

Me: WHAT?

Swing by our nearest outlet to get your very own push up bra.

Me: Oh. - .-

I had never heard of bra adverts on radio before. Sweat anot u tell me?

Currently listening to : On Top Of The World by BoysLikeGirls.

Ever felt sick of your life? I have. Doing the same thing everyday. Waiting for the night to fall so that I can climb into my soft comfy bed. Does your bed talk? Mine does. Only in the afternoon. Which sucks because I am trying to study for my mid year exam and my bed goes all .. " Heellllooooo.. Yooouu. Yes , yoouu.. I know you want to sleep on mee. Come on.. I knoww you want tooo.. I'mm waitingg.. ", says bed. Fortunately, I am very disciplined. But I have no idea how long can this go on. Sighs. If only I can find where the hell is my bed's mouth.

Oh and to add on to my suck-ish life, I am broke. Again. Thanks to Rangers Tshirt, Australian Math Comp, Sushi and other stuff that needs money. There are still some presents that I havent buy yet. And I need to do the Rangers Board this month. Which requires .... money. Gotta fork out my own money. Sighs. Like I'm not poor enough.

I shall stop complaining!! I'm starting to sound like The Goddess. This is not a good sign. Hahahaa. Anyway, I've got a new haircut. So far so good. :D

I hear my bed again. But since its a Sunday, I shall just give in.
" Ohh beddd!! I'm comingggg.. " , says Me .

Pictures :D

Pictures as promised .

Dubai

Pantheon


Fontana di Trevi

Vatican City
Colleseum


I was bored ...

Switzerland

Lake side

This is what I call a yummy Salad.

B boys :D

German Sausage

Santis , St Gallen , Switzerland

ME! in a bar.

Mexican








Cathedral


Street Art of Jesus



Ever seen Pepsi written in Arabic? Haha!